10 Commandments for Crazy Kudus and Wild Dogs on the road to Vic Falls

1) You shall feed the Wild Dogs, but shall not feed the wild dogs

2) You shall taste wildlife (game), but not the Crazy Kudus

3) You shall listen to wildlife (game), but not only to Nicole's artificial or Mike's natural Hippo callers

4) You shall see wildlife (game), but not only Kangaroo-Monkey-Tiger-Squirrels on steroids

5) You shall drink fresh squeezed elephant poops, as long as you share with your colleagues

6) You shall touch crocodiles, but must first kiss your hand goodbye

7) You shall have serious conversations with your safari colleagues for as long as there is no beer or wine on the table

8) You shall smell all sorts of wildlife scents outside the car window, but not inside - particularlly after dining beans salad

9) You shall take as many showers as you want as long as you are not actually "clean"

10) Victoria shall Falls, as long as not on top of us